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ALL THREE FOR HARD MODE, BABY, which is Tyr, Vegeta, Captain K'nuckles.

WHY YOU DO THIS

uhhhh okay Andromeda is about a crew in space and a captain who looks kind of like Nathan Fillion but isn't, and the ship might be lady? There are space fights and brain melding and stuff. ...the commercials on the Space channel are kind of confusing, not gonna lie.

Dragonball is a pastiche of Journey to the West! Or it was but then they added aliens and intergalactic warfare and the ~*~FUSION DANCE~*~ and no one can stay dead. Dinosaurs? Bulma and Vegeta forever! ...Gohan is a huge nerd with a superhero thing? ARE THEY EVEN LOOKING FOR THE BALLS ANY MORE, GOD.

Adventures of Flapjack is about a kid who is possibly mentally handicapped and loves eye lasers. Sometimes he gets pimped out for maple syrup.

\o/

Just Demyx, from Kingdom Hearts

Uhhh, FIGHTING WITH KEYS. Also you get to beat up Tidus in the tutorial bit and I thoroughly enjoyed that, even though the jumping bits were crap. Disneyland is in trouble so they need spiky-haired faux-Final Fantasy protagonists to save them! And they have real Final Fantasy protags for funsies! There are...clones? Some of them are robots? Donald Duck is a fucking pimp, that is all I know for sure. OH AND I GOT LOST IN THAT FIRST STUPID TOWN.

Hahaha! Yeah, that sounds about right.

I seriously don't understand who's evil and stuff. Or why jumping is so hard. DO I GET TO PUNCH CLOUD STRIFE LATER, OR WHAT?

Disney villains are evil :|b. Also, Heartless. Jumping is hard until you get Glide. And yes, YOU TOTALLY GET TO SMACK CLOUD STRIFE WITH A GIANT KEY! In the first game, anyway.

YESSS, maybe I should pick that shit back up. ...Do I also get to punch Gaston, that would be great, homfg

The games are pretty fun, if you have the hand-eye coordination to play them! Demyx and the other Nobodies don't appear until the second game, though.

Alas, there is no Gaston punching in any of the games, so far. They really should have just... made an entire level of punching Gaston in the face.

I finished New Super Mario Bros. Wii with a minimum of weeping, I can probably do Kingdom Hearts. ...If I don't get lost in Alice in Wonderland's world again. All the trees look the saaaaaame.

Ffff. That damn level.

SO I'M NOT AN INCOMPETENT LOSER, YESSS.

Seriously, it was the first place I ever went.

No, you're not alone. KH2 is actually way easier, and involves far less getting horribly lost for hours.

FFXII (VAAN)
DURARARA (SHIZUO)
PANDORA HAATSU (ELLIOT)

I'VE PLAYED FFXII, do you not remember cursing the Trickster together.

GANGSTERS. no wait I mean, mafia? They sometimes like to all stand on top of each other? Is this the one on the train. OH FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE A LOT OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. High school mafia?

Pandora Hearts is about a little boy who was best friends with uh, his servant boy or something. Then the little boy got trapped in a cabinet and didn't age, then popped out several years later and that servant boy had grown up and now they have awkward UST. Because the servant is like 20, but the kid is still like, 12. awkwaaaaaaard. Also, a loli.

I KNOW I KNOW I JUST FIGURED I'D TRY.

LOL you are like. Mixing in some of Baccano too BUT THAT'S OKAY because they're kind of close.

HAHAHA that is the best summary of PH ever.

Tell me the summary of PH is at least kind of inaccurate. Since the whole uh. SHOTACON THING FREAKS ME OUT.

HE HAS AS MUCH GAY WITH ELLIOT AS HE DOES WITH GIL.

But uh. SADLY I CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S ENTIRELY because they have lots of awkward awful UST which is just. KIND OF FREAKY. But hey Oz is 25 on the inside.

..............

/reads Yotsuba&

Probably a good plan.

York - Deadly Premonition

Deadly Premonition is about Agent Francis York Morgan who investigates supernatural stuff. Like X-files, but WACKY. He has a best bro named Zach who may or may not be imaginary. It is very important to pay attention when you're drinking coffee and eating soup in the game since it gives you like, clues? Something. When you fail the quick time events you get raped by an alien.

Very close!

Miranda! From D.Gray-man~

I've actually read most of D. Grayman! But for some reason know next to nothing hahahah D:

Miranda Lotto was in a town where the same day kept repeating! It was because she had a magic clock or something, so the Exorcists took her in and made her hot, and now she can stop time, but not really. Her power can just...delay the inevitable? I REMEMBER A LOT OF PEOPLE DYING.

D. Grayman is about a kid named Allen Walker, though! He can see Akuma and uhhh might be one himself? Or he's a Noah. I CAN'T TELL ANY OF THE NOAH APART.

....there are massive power-ups for both sides in every battle, and the one who wins is the one with the biggest/creepiest new weapon, hoorah.

"...so the Exorcists took her in and made her hot..." TEN POINTS \o/ XDDD Seriously. Awesome summary, though just for the record Allen has a Noah's memories ~in his brain~ or something. He just has like... An akuma's eye. SO I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT BOTH WAYS.

Admiral ZEX (Star Control II), Necoco (Love Neko), and Abdullah (Castle in the Air), love meeeeee ♥

Star Control is about a tentacly alien and his true love, a human captain. Together they fight crime! No wait, the alien's race totally hates humans, so it's uh, like Romeo and Juliet? ....Basically ZEX has sex with everything in the known universe EXCEPT his own race.

Love Neko is about kitties. ...Robot kitties? Chobits with more gay? SHIT I DON'T KNOW.

I've actually read Castle in the Air, so passsss.

It occurs to me that my pimp post for Love Neko should just be people's answers to this meme

Also these are 100% ACCURATE, WELL DONE BOATMOM

BONUS LEVEL: Castle in the Air is about how Sophie Hatter can still kick your ass even when she's a cat.

Raidou, from Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. [Insert Name Here]. But you knew that. =)

Raidou Kuzonoha is a boy whose life kind of sucks! He keeps demons from eating Tokyo way back in the 1930's, while fending off advances from what seems like everything with a pulse. Sometimes even things without a pulse. Usually Raidou has to fight Gods! There is a lot of morally ambiguous decision making and scary masks and hanging out with Narumi in hot springs. Also, whoring yourself out for demon contracts.

...Pretty much, yeah.

I totally want to know what you know about Marisa and Touhou.

Marisa is a tiny witch god with a penchant for sadism! She has eye lasers! Maybe? Her hat is cute. ...Touhou is an apple card and when it comes up I never know when to use it.

I say ignore all words and just use it on me, Reimu, Teddie or maybe Tyki, but half the time leader will decide you've used it wrong.

...And what are you doing mentioning apples in the meme now I want to play!!

LET'S DO IT.

LET'S

HAVE WE NEVER THREADED? I CAN'T REMEMBER.

I have a faint recollection of maybe a few threads here and there??

See, I don't remember anything. Are you sure you're sexy enough to thread with me? I have high standards.

>:OOOOOO

SHOULDN'T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND, LONG NOSE?

WHAT. THE SEXINESS OF CHARACTERS LIKE USOPP AND BROOK OBVIOUSLY OVERSHADOWS THE BOMBSHELL AWESOME OF ROBIN. I MEAN, C'MON. You might have to show more cleavage to keep up with me and Brook, Robin.

I fear we'll never be able to compete with the man cleavage of Roronoa "Shirtless" Roronoa.

...whoa, you're right. Do you think we're not sexy enough to thread with Zoro?

;; perhaps

We need to go to sexy school!

China & Ryeowook go go goooooo??

China is the bestest big bro ever, and Hetalia is about how America and England are complete jerks to him. But it is okay, because he has Hong Kong and Japan and Korea and Taiwan and and... It is less okay when Russia sleeps over.

Ryeowook is Korean and a guy in a suit! I'm guessing he works for the president of something because of the username and that is seriously all I know.